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Childbirth - oe-la-la - 10-05-2006
Should children witness child birth?
This is one of the funniest! Pass it along!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted Connor by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in first place......... smack him again"
Childbirth - rugbyfairy - 10-05-2006
hahahah thats is sooo sweet!
Childbirth - Cheffie - 10-05-2006
:haha:
Classic! :thumbs:
Childbirth - Oom Rob - 10-05-2006
Very good!! :haha:
Childbirth - Strawbs - 10-05-2006
If only it were that simple :crylol:
Childbirth - iceman - 10-05-2006
Whaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaa :rofl: