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Why God Created Children - lols - 09-07-2004
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
Again!!! But still will bring a smile to the face of any
parents or
grandparent.
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are
our
own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can
take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have
forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied,
wondering why
He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes
later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't
I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that
Adam
and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set
and it
has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be
hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you
think it would be a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk.
Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and
shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
Why God Created Children - Jangar - 09-07-2004
Shouldn't this be in the jokes forum ? :rofl:
Sorry, I'll shut up now :p
Why God Created Children - Curio - 09-07-2004
Lovely Lols.
Why God Created Children - lols - 09-07-2004
Cannot take the credit my mom in law sent that one to me and thought it kinda sums up having kids
Why God Created Children - dudette - 09-07-2004
So true! :haha: