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Zimbabwe Presidential Election Results "Disappeared"


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Old 09-04-2008, 12:41 PM   #1
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Zimbabwe Presidential Election Results "Disappeared"

Zimbabwe / South African Border: In a bizarre twist to the already shambolic Zimbabwe elections, the Zimbabwe Election Commission (ZEC) have announced the real reason for the delay in declaring the recent presidential vote.

"The results were just totally weird - we couldn't explain them" said a senior ZEC official. "We needed help interpreting them so sent our most senior analyst to London with the only copy. Unfortunately, he flew into Heathrow's Terminal 5 and that's the last we saw of both him and the election results."

Until now, it was widely assumed that President Robert Mugabe has been spending the better part of the last two weeks in a small darkened room, with a bunch of his most trusted advisors, trying to figure out how he managed to lose an election which he rigged.

Meanwhile, a group of independent election observers have arrived safely back at their headquarters in Langley,
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:52 PM   #2
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I read in a fun article of this South African guy that was asked to help count the votes.... but then they told him to stay put because they were looking for people who can't count.

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I read in a fun article of this South African guy that was asked to help count the votes.... but then they told him to stay put because they were looking for people who can't count.

surely they should have qualified that is why they were there in the first place

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surely they should have qualified that is why they were there in the first place

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I hope this works.

I got this in an email and had a good laugh...
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That is brilliant Jan

Madam & Eve are brilliant

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