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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - 330kitten - 09-06-2006
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - dudette - 09-06-2006
:haha: Haven't heard these ... :thumbs:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - Icecub - 10-06-2006
ooh these are classic.....:crylol: :crylol: :crylol: :crylol:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - rugbyfairy - 17-06-2006
hehehehehe